That's. A lot of people.

WELCOME I think. How are you faring?

((OOC: Have to leave for 4th of July revelry later-- will be backdating! Go for whatever~))

[The recording begins with a yelp and obvious splash of water; The City has claimed another soul in its fountain. A loud intake of air, and then silence. Quiet, rapid breathing.

There's a nervous laugh which only pauses when this new victim spots the device. A gasp. Sounds of fumbling fingers and jostled machinery follow.]

C-c-c-c-c-could it be...!?

[switches over to text]

> ATTENTION, ALIENS! <

Wasn't I supposed to be beamed up? Anyway, thank you for your hospitality! I am proud to be aboard this hallowed vessel! I wasn't expecting it to be so big (a simulated sky!?) and it kind of looks like a normal city and I'm soaked jsdklf BUT THANK YOU! I look forward to diplomatic efforts with your kind!

...I wonder where everyone else is! Being abducted by aliens wouldn't be the same alone.